About Mr. Patronite

 ​Mr. Patronite was drawn to a law career in fourth grade when a very strict and punitive teacher caught him drawing cartoons on the blackboard during recess --when he should not have been in the building. She asked him "what he wanted to do with his life," and the only thing he could think of was that he needed a lawyer. (He was sentenced to an afternoon standing in the corner.) Gerry became a passionate Ohio State Buckeye, with a law degree from Cleveland Marshall. He still draws cartoons.